While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats; they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place; the comic strips.

President Reagan is a lot like E.T. He's cute, he's lovable, and he knows nothing about how Americans live.

You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.

The message of great art is to disturb.

There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.

Here is what is needed for Occupy Wall Street to become a force for change: a clear, and clearly expressed, objective. Or two.

Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.