When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

President Reagan is a lot like E.T. He's cute, he's lovable, and he knows nothing about how Americans live.

Horse racing is waning in popularity.

There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.

I’ve thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring, sharing, and refreshingly naïve hope.