When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote.

Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.

You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.

Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.