I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.

While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats; they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place; the comic strips.

You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring, sharing, and refreshingly naïve hope.

A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.

I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.