I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.

Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.

I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.

What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.

Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.