I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring, sharing, and refreshingly naïve hope.

I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.

I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.

I've never been able to write for stand-up.

Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas Jeffersons, George Washingtons, a couple of Susan B. Anthony's, Roosevelts, Hamiltons, a Sacajawea or two, and an Abe Lincoln to cover Scalia in full.

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?