I love being down at Occupy Wall Street. The sincerity, the youth involvement, the desire for better, is palpable and moving. There is true caring, sharing, and refreshingly naïve hope.

There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.

I personally cannot tell you how many times we rescuers put our names on animals to come to us as soon as they are eligible for release, only to find they have been senselessly killed by overzealous pound workers.

My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

I think when you take off that jacket and they see that ‘I LOVE GRANDMA’ T-shirt, they’re going to rip your heart out.

Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.