I’ve thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.

I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?

A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.

There's only one difference between Jews and Catholics. Jews are born with guilt, and Catholics have to go to school to learn it.

The message of great art is to disturb.

Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.

My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.