I’ve thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.

Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.

Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors? The industry isn't allowed to pick and choose which movies using young children it will or won't allow to be monitored. The vulnerable should be protected.

Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'

Horse racing is waning in popularity.

I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.