I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me make a difference to the one woman saving chimps in Cameroon.'
Elayne BooslerThe Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
Elayne BooslerAs a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.
Elayne BooslerWhen I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.
Elayne Boosler