My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

I think when you take off that jacket and they see that ‘I LOVE GRANDMA’ T-shirt, they’re going to rip your heart out.

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

The message of great art is to disturb.