People want sex education out of the schools. They believe sex education causes promiscuity. Hey, I took algebra, but I never do math.

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin, The Frontier, The Hacienda, The Stardust - all were imploded.

My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.

Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'

My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.

Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.