People want sex education out of the schools. They believe sex education causes promiscuity. Hey, I took algebra, but I never do math.

I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.

President Reagan is a lot like E.T. He's cute, he's lovable, and he knows nothing about how Americans live.

The thing about breaking up when you get older, you just don't have the steam anymore. "Oh, that's it. I can't start shaving my legs above the knee again."

Citizens are all equal in politics: we each have one vote.

I can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? . . . Me too. My mother has plastic covers on all the furniture. Even the poodle. Looked like a barking hassock walking down the street.

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.