People want sex education out of the schools. They believe sex education causes promiscuity. Hey, I took algebra, but I never do math.

I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.

I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?

Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.

My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.

You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.

I didn't get a high school diploma. I really didn't have much of an education, which left me open to educating myself throughout my life, without the limitations on intellectual curiosity a formal education can impose. I followed what interested me.