President Bush said he didn't want to renew the Assault Weapons Ban because it might 'infringe on hunters' rights'. Who needs an AK-47 machine gun to go hunting? Let me tell you guys something... If it takes you 500 rounds to bring down a deer, I don't want you going to the bathroom in MY house!
Elayne BooslerFor a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.
Elayne BooslerWhile editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats; they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place; the comic strips.
Elayne BooslerWhen women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne Boosler