President Bush said he didn't want to renew the Assault Weapons Ban because it might 'infringe on hunters' rights'. Who needs an AK-47 machine gun to go hunting? Let me tell you guys something... If it takes you 500 rounds to bring down a deer, I don't want you going to the bathroom in MY house!

You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.

I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.