You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.
I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.
I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.