I think when you take off that jacket and they see that ‘I LOVE GRANDMA’ T-shirt, they’re going to rip your heart out.

A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.

Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin, The Frontier, The Hacienda, The Stardust - all were imploded.

The message of great art is to disturb.

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'

My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.