For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.

Horse racing is waning in popularity.

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.