For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.

I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.