I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.

People want sex education out of the schools. They believe sex education causes promiscuity. Hey, I took algebra, but I never do math.

San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.

When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.

My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.