I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.

Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except maybe 'senator.

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

There's only one difference between Jews and Catholics. Jews are born with guilt, and Catholics have to go to school to learn it.

I deliver very traditionally, and people aren't threatened. I think if I cursed or seemed wilder, I couldn't get away with the amount of very opinionated politics I get away with.

Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.

San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.