I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.
When deciding between two competing theories, always go with the one that doesn't involve a magic spell.
Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And that's a nice service that many of them provide.
I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.