How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
I don't have to tell you folks about scuba diving. So, that'll save some time.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Some comedians change their style, often to their advantage; but I see no reason why I can't continue with the "urbane sophisticate" 'til the day I die.
If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits of looking like a regular guy.