Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.

I was sick of people making fun of my hair and so I cut it off and I've got much more attention than ever before. It was like when Mona Lisa was stolen from the Louvre in 1906 - three times more people came to see where it used to be.

I think of people as members of an audience. But an audience acts independently of every individual. It's an organism on its own. I focus on that living hydra in the dark.

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.

If you can make just one person laugh, then you are already doing better than Tony Danza.

All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there's so many real reasons to hate others.