Even the worst comic is at least somewhat entertaining, if only in a pathological way, for five minutes.
Emo PhilipsCharlie Chaplin is the greatest artist of the 20th century. He takes me from laughter to tears in seconds. And he was one of the very first funny men. It's like the original violins were made in Cremona and there's never been any better since. Sometimes the best come right off the bat.
Emo PhilipsI was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.
Emo PhilipsPeople always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.
Emo Philips