If you can make just one person laugh, then you are already doing better than Tony Danza.
Emo PhilipsWhen I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
Emo PhilipsI've been at stand-up 26 years now: After a while, you get as jaded as the proverbial gynecologist who no longer enjoys drugging and violating his patients.
Emo PhilipsIn our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.
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