A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.
Emo PhilipsProbably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
Emo PhilipsI went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy.
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