I've always thought the best way to teach a kid not to be scared of the dark is to fill his daylight hours with as much horror as possible.

They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers.

Isn't this a wonderful country? I was in Florida. I'm staying at a motel called the Three Palms. It's run by a middle-aged couple, one of whom is missing a hand. OK! That's what I thought, too! But they got upset when I asked.

I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness!

My parents had very strict rules for me. Rules like, I couldn't be home until a certain hour.

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

I'm totally normal in every respect, but I have this one quirk - I can't give out a number without laughing. It's a problem when I'm giving my credit card number over the phone because they always think: 'He must have just stolen it.'