I've always thought the best way to teach a kid not to be scared of the dark is to fill his daylight hours with as much horror as possible.

My dad always said, If someone hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Plus that also works wonderfully as a metaphor.

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

I've always thought the best way to teach a kid not to be scared of the dark is to fill his daylight hours with as much horror as possible.

The only work I ever turned down was a cable programme called Diving for Excrement.