I go to pick up a girl in a bar. I say will you go home with me? She says I don't know, do you have cable? I say no, but the rope should work just fine.
Emo PhilipsIf you can make just one person laugh, then you are already doing better than Tony Danza.
Emo PhilipsThe other day a woman came up to me and said, Didn't I see you on television? I said, I don't know. You can't see out the other way.
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