I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.

All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there's so many real reasons to hate others.

You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.

Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And that's a nice service that many of them provide.

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.

My parents had very strict rules for me. Rules like, I couldn't be home until a certain hour.

When I was 10, I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That's what gave me the courage.