Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.

Back in high school, my buddies tried to put the make on anything that moved. I told them, Why limit yourselves?

I try not to talk during the day when I have a show that night. My voice is my instrument, just like a saxophonist's instrument is his saxophone, plus also his voice, if he's the one between tunes that makes announcements.

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness!

I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.

One man's pet-stained carpet is another man's Twister game.