I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

I'm not as good a swimmer as I used to be - thanks to evolution.

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.

I think of people as members of an audience. But an audience acts independently of every individual. It's an organism on its own. I focus on that living hydra in the dark.

When deciding between two competing theories, always go with the one that doesn't involve a magic spell.

Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.