I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

I think the whole concept of monotheism is a gift from the gods.

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.

Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

They call me Good Time Emo. Because I love a good time! And my name is Emo.

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.