I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?

I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.

I'm not as good a swimmer as I used to be - thanks to evolution.

Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!

All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there's so many real reasons to hate others.

I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'