I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.
Emo PhilipsWomen: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.
Emo PhilipsMy grandmother's brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we ever had a democrat in the family.
Emo PhilipsBut I like to swim. At high school, I tried out for the swim team. I shaved off all my body hair, and that extra burst of speed from all the bullies shouting Kill the fairy.
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