Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!
Emo PhilipsI read that nine out of 10 women fantasize about having an unknown man leap through their bedroom window at night and make mad, passionate love to them. Who would think with those odds, I would now be facing 150 hours of community service.
Emo PhilipsYou know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.
Emo Philips