I've always suffered from a complete inability to sense who's important.

I got a job at an amusement park. I like to make the rides more terrifying by throwing a couple of screws onto the seats.

Charlie Chaplin is the greatest artist of the 20th century. He takes me from laughter to tears in seconds. And he was one of the very first funny men. It's like the original violins were made in Cremona and there's never been any better since. Sometimes the best come right off the bat.

Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo.

I took my grandmother to the emergency room. The doctor said that she was on an artificial life support system, and that although her brain was dead her heart was still beating. I though, "we've never had a democrat in the family before".

People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.

I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.