Well, my brother says 'Hello.' So, hooray for speech therapy.
I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"
I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.
I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.
When I was a kid, my nickname was Mr. Baseball. Because of the stitches.
I think of people as members of an audience. But an audience acts independently of every individual. It's an organism on its own. I focus on that living hydra in the dark.