The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer.
Emo PhilipsI was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that no therapy session would ever cheer me up half as much as if I was just strolling along and found a hundred dollar bill.
Emo PhilipsI think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.
Emo Philips