I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.

The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer.

When deciding between two competing theories, always go with the one that doesn't involve a magic spell.

I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.

My dad always said, If someone hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Plus that also works wonderfully as a metaphor.

I try not to talk during the day when I have a show that night. My voice is my instrument, just like a saxophonist's instrument is his saxophone, plus also his voice, if he's the one between tunes that makes announcements.

Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.