When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!
Emo PhilipsI was sick of people making fun of my hair and so I cut it off and I've got much more attention than ever before. It was like when Mona Lisa was stolen from the Louvre in 1906 - three times more people came to see where it used to be.
Emo PhilipsI was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.
Emo PhilipsI don't really hang out with people. I like to be by myself. In fact, I've been arrested a few times because I like to walk around at two or three in the morning, looking at shop windows. The cops take me to the station and fingerprint me. But I wouldn't call that hanging out.
Emo Philips