I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic".

People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.

I don't know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.

Sex is logically impossible after marriage. You have to overcome the paradox of Not this again, and Hey, where did you learn that?

My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose was shot off by French soldiers.

I pray a simple prayer every morning. It's an ecumenical prayer. Whether you're Catholic or Jewish or Muslim or Hindu, I think it speaks to the heart of every faith. It goes “Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.”

I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.