Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair.
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.
I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.
I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.
I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.