My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.
Emo PhilipsAll the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there's so many real reasons to hate others.
Emo PhilipsWomen: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.
Emo Philips