Back in high school, my buddies tried to put the make on anything that moved. I told them, Why limit yourselves?

If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits of looking like a regular guy.

Because we allow handguns. When you know someone in the crowd might be packing a rod, it can't help but rush your timing.

Writer's block is a myth. I never see the gardeners suffering from gardening block.

I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness!

I'm not a Republican... but I am saving up to be one.

Back in high school, my buddies tried to put the make on anything that moved. I told them, Why limit yourselves?