I took my grandmother to the emergency room. The doctor said that she was on an artificial life support system, and that although her brain was dead her heart was still beating. I though, "we've never had a democrat in the family before".
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.
Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are.
I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.
I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.
Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo.