If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits of looking like a regular guy.

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.

If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits of looking like a regular guy.

All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there's so many real reasons to hate others.

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

I had a very close relationship with another kid when I was growing up. I was his imaginary friend.

Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!