If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits of looking like a regular guy.

You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.

Girls throw their panties on the stage, but rarely if ever do they fit.

I don't have to tell you folks about scuba diving. So, that'll save some time.

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.