Because we allow handguns. When you know someone in the crowd might be packing a rod, it can't help but rush your timing.

If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits of looking like a regular guy.

My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness!

Now there's a seven-day waiting period to buy a gun. Who can stay mad that long?

I pray a simple prayer every morning. It's an ecumenical prayer. Whether you're Catholic or Jewish or Muslim or Hindu, I think it speaks to the heart of every faith. It goes “Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.”