People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.
I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead.
I was a cute baby. My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.
I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.
When I was a kid, my nickname was Mr. Baseball. Because of the stitches.
It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat.