The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.
My dad always said, If someone hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Plus that also works wonderfully as a metaphor.
You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.
England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.
I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?