Interviewers always used to ask me about my pageboy haircut, and it drove me nuts: it almost made me suspect that there was something strange about it. So I cut off my pageboy.

Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!

The other day a woman came up to me and said, Didn't I see you on television? I said, I don't know. You can't see out the other way.

I pray a simple prayer every morning. It's an ecumenical prayer. Whether you're Catholic or Jewish or Muslim or Hindu, I think it speaks to the heart of every faith. It goes “Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.”

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.