I'm from Downer's Grove, Illinois. We had a blackout there the other day, but fortunately the police made him get back into his car before he got too far.

Well! I feel happy these days. I've started taking a herbal anti-depressant. It's called Saint John's Wort. Apparently it's the best-selling anti-depressant in many places. It's the most popular anti-depressant in Germany... After, I'm guessing, amnesia.

People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

I think of my body as a temple. Or at least a relatively well-managed Presbyterian youth center.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.