I grew up in an era when strange adults would grab me on the street and say: 'Don't do that.' You never see that these days. 'Hi, we took the liberty of spanking your son.' Oh thanks, my hand was getting worn.

My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.

You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.

I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic".

Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.

They call me Good Time Emo. Because I love a good time! And my name is Emo.

The only work I ever turned down was a cable programme called Diving for Excrement.