Well, my brother says 'Hello.' So, hooray for speech therapy.

Anger punishes the bearer's heart. Who remains angry suffers most. For many, the search for perfection virtually guarantees it will be found, and disregarded in order to continue the search. Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

Well, my brother says 'Hello.' So, hooray for speech therapy.

My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment.

Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.