Well, my brother says 'Hello.' So, hooray for speech therapy.

My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.

When I was 10, I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That's what gave me the courage.

I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.