England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.
Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
The nicest present I ever got was an exploding suppository.
When I was a kid, my nickname was Mr. Baseball. Because of the stitches.
I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.
I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.