I've always had a special place in my heart for old women digging through garbage bins. They saved my life so many times as a baby.
Emo PhilipsWhen I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!
Emo PhilipsI read that nine out of 10 women fantasize about having an unknown man leap through their bedroom window at night and make mad, passionate love to them. Who would think with those odds, I would now be facing 150 hours of community service.
Emo Philips