People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'
I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass the six months rabies quarantine.
If you can make just one person laugh, then you are already doing better than Tony Danza.
The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Coming up with a funny joke is like falling in love: It can hit you any time, anywhere. Having said that, the more you put yourself out there, the better your odds will be.