You know what I hate the most? People that imitate owls.

A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.

My first job as a kid was going from door to door selling Christmas cards, to raise money for my grandmother's hip replacement. Because, you know... You break it, you buy it.

Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

I was sick of people making fun of my hair and so I cut it off and I've got much more attention than ever before. It was like when Mona Lisa was stolen from the Louvre in 1906 - three times more people came to see where it used to be.

I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off of it for one.