Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are.
Girls throw their panties on the stage, but rarely if ever do they fit.
My grandmother's brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we ever had a democrat in the family.
I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.
I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.
I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.