He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.
Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And that's a nice service that many of them provide.
Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me.