It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive.

The fact was I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look either. I also wanted to grow old enough to understand that sentence.

I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell.

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.