I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.
Erma BombeckMy sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren't that crazy about either one of us.
Erma BombeckThe age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, "Could I get you your check?" and we answered, "How about the menu first?"
Erma Bombeck