Never accept a drink from a urologist.

... it's simply wrong to always order [kids] to stop that fighting. There are times when one child is simply defending his rights and damned well should be fighting.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.

Phone are wonderful instruments, but I wouldn't want our daughter to marry one.

I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.

There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast.