I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell.

He who laughs.....lasts.

Success is outliving your failures

Every puppy should have a boy.

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood.

What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself?

I'm on a diet as my skin doesn't fit me anymore.