Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!
Limousines used to be reserved for the ruling class, or, on special occasions, for the working class. Today, limousines are like taxicabs with the door handles still intact.
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood.
As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.